How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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