if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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