There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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