Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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