she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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