I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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