Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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