last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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