I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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