I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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