This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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