You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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