Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
These tits shall not be calmed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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