i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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