The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize