I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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