it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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