Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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