He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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