Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its not stalking. its research.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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