Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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