No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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