Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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