I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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