omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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