You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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