you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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