I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
