I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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