his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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