Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Drunk is a universal language darling
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
