So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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