please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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