would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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