To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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