tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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