At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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