did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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