But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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