why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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