SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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