I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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