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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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