There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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