we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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