what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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