How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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