i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
