she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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