I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Randomize
