This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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