oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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