idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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