How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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