Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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